I wish my 350z had this
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I wish my 350z had this
I bought a new 2006 Infiniti and returned to the
dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't
figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"! The Radio
replied, "Ricky or Willie?" Willie!", He continued and "On The Road
Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and
if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly
creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid
them. I yelled, "*** Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't
figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"! The Radio
replied, "Ricky or Willie?" Willie!", He continued and "On The Road
Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and
if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly
creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid
them. I yelled, "*** Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
Originally Posted by arejohn
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly
creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid
them. I yelled, "*** Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid
them. I yelled, "*** Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
...almost had me going for a sec
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this ones on me 
another version of the joke is....
.........these kids ran across the street and i stumped on my brakes..as soon as i cursed "f*cking kids...." Michael Jackson started to play on the radio..
.........these kids ran across the street and i stumped on my brakes..as soon as i cursed "f*cking kids...." Michael Jackson started to play on the radio..
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Originally Posted by arejohn
I yelled, "*** Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
Immediately the French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on
drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
Ole Billy wasn't gettin sucked up???
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