Do you remember her name?

 

Were you the guys outside? They had two different trophy categories, one for outside and one for inside. Inside was ...."Gold Digger" won Best of Show Import, First Place Nissan went to the Silver Z with the Do-Luck Fenders, and I took Second Place Nissan inside.

EuroProjects took over on the inside with over 30 cars.

 

If you do post the "engrish" install instructions. Should be a good laugh.

 

That's fucking JDM tyte yo.

 

didnt even see you guys, sounds like you did pretty well though

 

new slang...
chicken elbow... LMAO

 

good job

 

DUDE!! I am totally going to do that!! I'm in the process of buying a micro-camcorder so I can get footage of all this crap that's goin down... Dam i wish I had it for Function:FLIRT @ Secrets, that stuff was classic

You are totally right! hahahaha, this guy knows me too well

 

where are the other stories at

 

Hey it's only JDM if you want to "present comfortable and unknown car life".

 

Here is my story of Saturday night, kinda long but funny, keep in mind I had been drinking at Harpoon Hannah's with friends for like 5 hours before I had met up with the Z crew at Secrets!!

As I was hanging out with the Z guys I wasnt picking up the phone for my friends, who I knew were dancing around. Well apparently after 20 or so calls, they figured I had left cruising (wtf gave them that idea I could barely walk!?) with my Z buds. They left Secrets, and I continued drinking with you guys.

At some point I had to p!ss and I believe that was the last time you guys saw me. I dont remember leaving Secrets or pi$$ing for that matter. I stumble my way out of the club and get out to Coastal Hwy. I call my friends..

Me: Where are you fawking guys?
Them: We just got back to the hotel, laying in bed
Me: Awww FAWk you guys you left me (really I had ditched them ) I hang up angry and slurring my words, I could barely speak at this point no joke.

I think to myself I can walk back as I have no $$$ left, the bar took all my $$$ Im feeling pretty helpless. I start walking to where I was staying, which was OVER the RT 50 bridge down by the inlet, Secrets I believe is on 49th street.

I make it to about 47th street and I cant walk anymore, I think Ill pass out on some nice looking grass on the side of Coastal Hwy. Dont know how much time goes by, but Im awakened by the sound of yelling, screaming, I sit up from where I was napping-now barely able to focus on what Im looking at. A group of like 20 people had started arguing like 30 feet from me, a fight is about to go down, Im almost mentally retarded by now but I figure "damn time to go"

As I start stumbling down Coastal I run into another person as drunk as me! This guy was like "what are you doing?" ME:"going home: Him: "dude Im with you bro, lets go..."

We make it maybe 3 streets down holding each other up, and some dude asks us for a cigarette. I dont exactly remember who started what but my newfound friend and this guy start arguing, yelling, and what seemed like maybe an altrication that I wanted no part of. Im thinking "wtf, why the violence!?" I ditch him and move on.

I walk what feels like FOREVER, I cant continue walking anymore, I can barely talk, or see, my body is shutting down. I call my GF (which many of you know), conversation goes something like this...half of this was repeated 3X by me cuz she couldnt understand my dumb a$$ slurring.

Me: Babe! I need a cab, call me a cab, I want to go home
Her: Where the $^%& are you? Tell me a street!?
Me: I cant read $hit, I see a sign, Im sitting down in some parking lot, call the guy that dropped us off at Secrets (we had his cell #)
Her: What street are you on, you have to tell me
Me: I see the sign but I cant read it! I cant get up

I finally ended up getting up, telling her Im on 42nd street and $hit gets blurry again, I pass out in some random parking lot (empty btw)

I wake up to the sound of a car on gravel, I jump up thinking Im about to get hit. I see my cab I stumble over to him and start yelling "your m y cab! your my guy" as Im now standing by his drivers window. He is on the phone saying "is this the guy? where are you, etc etc, OK" -- later found out he was on the phone with my GF who was telling him where I needed to be.

He tells me to get in. I start trying to put my words together to tell him where I am going "ughh Im over the bridge" He's like "I know where your going"

Im barely staying awake, make it back to the hotel, I realize again I have no cash I call my GF. Few minutes go by she comes down with $20, I stare at her I cant move at this point, she looks at the cab driver, he looks at her like "why the faek is this guy not getting out of my cab" LOL I dont remember her basically carying me upstairs or passing out. Next morning I wake up, am still wasted, get some continental breakfast and basically feel like $hit all day. Good times, it was nice seeing the Z crew again

 

OMFG Alberto!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!

 

^^ haha thats focked up.

 

Hate when that happens


Glad you made it back safe, i know my wife worries when i am alone and drunk in OC. You never know if someone is going to jump you and take your money. But in your case, they would have been beat empty pockets

Later
Todd

 

LOL! Funny a$$ story. Especially about the random violence.

 

LMFAO!!!

Great story, lucky your *** didn't get taken advantage of by any mahus (or equivalent)

They lucky you didn't have to drunk BJJ their asses like you did Mike.

 

I always find myself in these funny situations alone. One time myself and 2 friends had gone drinking at Hooters right across the street from our Hotel. I walked 30 streets the wrong way into Delaware before I realized where I was, my other friend walked 30 streets past the hotel the other way! When we both made it back our other friend was like "where the fawk did you guys go!?" LMFAO....

 

LOL. Man I couldnt believe him.

I was at the hotel hurting from the $500 bar tab we racked up before he decided to go to Secrets ...then I get a call and have to find my boyfriend who doesnt even know where he is and cant speak well enough to tell me!

Luckily the cab guys were very nice and told me they would find him and bring him back

Man never a dull moment in this crew

 

Boracho alberto!!! ahaha

 

LOL Armando-I party hard I dont really remember much of what was spoken at Secrets other than talking crap back and forth to Dave Shiroma and how IIRC he was gonna build a car to whoop my ****...good times Dave!