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Old 06-12-2007 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Alberto
Nah man lol, like I said I would have been KTFO face down in the sand I couldnt have retaliated if I wanted to...

haah def a good night all in all ....we need to do it again!
Old 06-12-2007 | 11:36 AM
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I cant wait My b-day is July 8th, maybe we could do it the first weekend in July, just another reason to celebrate ha!
Old 06-12-2007 | 11:41 AM
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this is probably a dumb question worthy of flaming but what is the BJJ everyone keeps referring to? I'm guessing some kind of Ju-Jistu?
Old 06-12-2007 | 11:43 AM
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BJJ = brazilian jujitsu
Old 06-12-2007 | 11:43 AM
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This is the funniest $hit I have read in years. LMAO!
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Originally Posted by C5_vette
BJJ = brazilian jujitsu
Ah, I see. Sounds like fun. I definitely want to get into some kind of martial arts soon when I have the time. Get my butt into shape.
Old 06-12-2007 | 12:32 PM
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haha trust me I would love for them to come in... but I am sure that girl probably lost the address... if they do happen to come in.. ppl are going to get owned
Old 06-12-2007 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by rich150001


I call BS until we see pics
I'm personally vouching on no BS, I will put my own rep. on the line. If we do this again everyone can participate in Mid-A chaos!
Old 06-12-2007 | 01:20 PM
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Pic's of Ahn blaining out... or bs
Old 06-12-2007 | 01:22 PM
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haha man the levitation trick was so good... of course none of us ricers brought a camera.. so we are stuck relying on some random chick before the Pwnage can begin....
Old 06-12-2007 | 01:34 PM
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hahaha man the game got out of control a little bit but I got a few good shots in

I cant remember who smacked who first but on the way to the bus stop c5_vette and I decide to team up and get Dave...we walk on either side of him and zain slaps him first turning daves face towards me...I of course am ready for it and get a pretty good shot in turning his face back the other way!

Dave got his revenge though...I was pretty smashed on the bus and Dave proceeded to take full advantage getting at least 5-6 good shots in in front of everyone on the bus (Umzzz got owned)... not a good look for me!

fast forward a little bit...we get to the hotel zain and ahn decide to get food and Dave and I decide to smoke out on the balcony...Dave ashes all over himself and there is a piece of ash sitting on his shoulder...I being the gentleman I am decide to flick it off for him..."hey Dave let me get that for you". I flick it away followed by a stiff backhand to his face. in my drunken stooper I run to the bathroom whos lock doesnt work...Dave manages to push the door open and busts into the bathroom which is tiny. he manages to push me into the shower and turns it on! im soaked! Dave has now run outside the room so I decide to fill up a cup with water and get him back...what I didnt realize was that he was watching me do this through the little window leading outside. I swing the door open and Dave easily slaps the water out of my hand and gets in another pretty good smack...

who knew such an innocent game could cause so much pain!

by the way alberto you're freaking lucky man zain had you all set up but held back

Zain: hey alberto what did theyfive fingers say to the face"
alberto" i dunno man what (whilie sticking his face out a little bit)
Zain:i cant do it man hes too smashed!

Function:FLIRT FTW!!

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Old 06-12-2007 | 02:34 PM
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LMFAO stories FTMFW!!!!!
Old 06-12-2007 | 02:39 PM
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Alberto I knew you had it in you to drink until it wasn't humanly possible to function! Or can I say drink until you unFunction!

Good thing Shawna helped out!

We definitely have to get together and continue this!

Might be coming out to Maryland (Baltimore) with my trusty sidekicks in crime so we will hit you up.
Old 06-12-2007 | 03:14 PM
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This **** is so fuking funny,god i wish i was there.And ahn you are def in the wrong bus,you should be telling or writing stories to make your fortune.Damn bert,i can only imagine how fuked up you were.
Old 06-12-2007 | 03:18 PM
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Hell yeah Chris let me know man. Keith you've seen me drunk, multiply that by 10X and that was me down in O.C. lol I didnt puke though, just felt like **** the next day...

LOL @ Umar's story, I can imagine Dave getting b!tch slapped back to back...
Old 06-14-2007 | 06:11 AM
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hahaha speaking of what did the five fingers say to the face:


http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf
Old 06-14-2007 | 06:23 AM
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Old 06-14-2007 | 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by umzzz
hahaha speaking of what did the five fingers say to the face:


http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf
That was fun.
Old 06-14-2007 | 01:47 PM
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That was an awesome night, and its even better now that I have met a lot of you guys. Stories were top notch there Ahn. I dont remember much from seacrets except being trashed out of my mind. Also Alberto being a dumbass on the phone.
Old 07-05-2007 | 07:18 PM
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god damn you put a lot of thought into these threads... i see why you have a personal cult
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