The Story of how Juan got unFunction:TUNED, FTL!!! *BOOM!!!*
#81
Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
LMFAO!!!
Great story, lucky your *** didn't get taken advantage of by any mahus (or equivalent)
They lucky you didn't have to drunk BJJ their asses like you did Mike.
Great story, lucky your *** didn't get taken advantage of by any mahus (or equivalent)
They lucky you didn't have to drunk BJJ their asses like you did Mike.
I was so drunk I would have pulled and twisted my own arm into submission, a 4 year old girl could have kicked my a$$ on Saturday night!
#82
holy ****. I thought i drank alot but you guys have me beat with your 500 dollar bar tabs I've never been in a situation where I can't walk or read anything and after hearing that story I don't think I want to.
#84
Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
Ain't this the troof... can't wait to come back.
#85
Originally Posted by Alberto
Mid-A recipe for a crazy fun night--->12 packs for everyone, few rum and cokes, Saki (s?) then some filthy Mad Dog 20/20 to polish off the night
Toss in some Catch Phrase and recipe for disaster, complete.
#86
Originally Posted by Alberto
I always find myself in these funny situations alone. One time myself and 2 friends had gone drinking at Hooters right across the street from our Hotel. I walked 30 streets the wrong way into Delaware before I realized where I was, my other friend walked 30 streets past the hotel the other way! When we both made it back our other friend was like "where the fawk did you guys go!?" LMFAO....
So I "thought" I was walking back down towards 133rd when I was actually walking towards the Delaware border. I think I walked about 2 miles (Was already halfway into Fenwick Island) before I realize WTF I was doing. I decided to up the pace to make up for the time lost.
BTW jogging while you're drunk is always good times. Two paces forward, a few paces to the left, and few to the right to even things out. One thing was for sure I wasn't going to picked off by a sniper, cuz I was zig-zagging like a ****.
#87
Tony your right it was Soju!
LMFAO Karl, I can see your big a$$ stumbling down the narrow streets almost hitting posts. Good times down the OC, we need a Mid-A crew meet down there one weekend this summer!
LMFAO Karl, I can see your big a$$ stumbling down the narrow streets almost hitting posts. Good times down the OC, we need a Mid-A crew meet down there one weekend this summer!
#88
Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
Negatron on the saki... try soju. Much mo' potent.
Toss in some Catch Phrase and recipe for disaster, complete.
Toss in some Catch Phrase and recipe for disaster, complete.
#89
Originally Posted by dutchboy350Z
BTW jogging while you're drunk is always good times. Two paces forward, a few paces to the left, and few to the right to even things out. One thing was for sure I wasn't going to picked off by a sniper, cuz I was zig-zagging like a ****.
Been there! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
#91
Originally Posted by mid-a-mamma
LOL thank you Tony! We were trying to figure out what that game was called all weekend! Im ordering it now
#92
Originally Posted by mid-a-mamma
LOL thank you Tony! We were trying to figure out what that game was called all weekend! Im ordering it now
edit: I think Suzie also got it at walmart.
#93
Originally Posted by bigslim350Z
soju is very potent. tastes like water from what i hear, and you don't know how much you have until you try and stand up.
Soju makes you do crazy **** (like chugging Mad Dog like it was water).
#94
Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
EXACTLY. Mix with Kool-Aid and enjoy... but don't try and stand up, because it prolly won't happen.
Soju makes you do crazy **** (like chugging Mad Dog like it was water).
Soju makes you do crazy **** (like chugging Mad Dog like it was water).
#99
Originally Posted by Alberto
Tony your right it was Soju!
LMFAO Karl, I can see your big a$$ stumbling down the narrow streets almost hitting posts. Good times down the OC, we need a Mid-A crew meet down there one weekend this summer!
LMFAO Karl, I can see your big a$$ stumbling down the narrow streets almost hitting posts. Good times down the OC, we need a Mid-A crew meet down there one weekend this summer!
#100
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damn bert... thats ridiculous.. I think we called you a bunch of times in our retarded state... I cant believe you tried to walk back to the inlet... ridiculous!!
and +1 on the mid A meet in OC that would be good times
and +1 on the mid A meet in OC that would be good times