I was hardcore into training when I first started, to be honest in the summertime BJJ is not a priority for me, my car is my passion and summer is party time for me. I train under Julius Park who you prolly know trains under Lloyd Irvine. But to answer your Q no I dont know who you speak of but Ive prolly met/him seen him fight at Loyd's as I went to a Saturday training session about 6 months back with our crew. It was cool rolling in the UFC style ring.

 

hey guys OT, a friend of mine just got a speeding ticket in NC, she lives in PA, ( she was on her way up to MD)

she was clocked at 82 in a 65, apparently in NC anything over 80 is a court date... any recomendations on what she should do

edit: btw she says she says she wasnt even driving near the speed she was clocked at (perhaps it hit a differnt car??) .. she is in a corola filled with stuff.. any of you familiar with the older toyotas know that they shave over 75 lol

 

1. Slow down
2. Buy a Valentine 1

 

If she got a court date, then she might need to go to court. Maybe since she's out of state she might be able to pay a fine. Tell her to call the number on the ticket to find out what she can do to not have to go down there.

 

If going down there is an option...Go! Most of the time it gets thrown out with a slap on the wrist since you put up the effort to come all the way from MD.

 

Julius and Nakapan are good friends from what I hear. Nakapan is actually one of the owners of Driven Dynamics. Although he doesnt train BJJ anymore he use to compete pretty hardcore.

 

Mid-A-Mamma to the rescue! My g/f said you deserve a f'cking medal for all the stuff you put up with while we're all drunk. Sorry I missed out on what sounds like a f'cking great weekend.

SOJU FTMFW!!!!

 

Function:FLIRT how to flirt w/ women and make a total fool out of yourself.

We decided to take the drunk bus to Seacrets since no one would be sober enough to drive home. The night started off with A SIGN!!! The heavens above must have blessed us this night for what was written on the side of the bus paved way to a glorious achievement in the field of pickup.

Dave: "Look Anh! Look what it says on the side of that bus!!!"
Me: "Holy CRAP!!! It's a sign! I gotta snap a picture of this!"



The night started off with us standing in line @ Seacrets (abui01, DaveFunction2nd, Umzzz, C5_Vette) when I spotted a group of ladies behind us. We saw this Integra w/ a LCD mounted in his visor. He pointed the visor toward us, blasted up his rap music and drove slowly pass the line to show off his pimp factor.

Me: "Yeah.. I bet it's reeeal sunny out right now isnt it..."
Girl behind me: "hahahahaaha, he just wants to look cool.."
Me: "I heard if you have a LCD mounted in your visor... ladies like yourself would drop your panties and jump into his passenger seat.. is that true?"
Girl: "OMG how did you know? I would totally sleep with him... hahaha *punches my arm* just kidding!! just kidding!"

Did she just do what I think she did... she punched my arm.. now it's ONN!!

*commenced BS talk for the next 5-10 mins and got everyone introduced*

Girl: "Hey you guys wanna take a picture with us?!?"
Group:

Here was when we had to pass through an array of checks and metal detectors, we met up a drunk Alberto and took 5 drinks within a 20 minute time span. We later ran into Ryan (Droppedittwce) and everyone started talking about cars. C5_Vette makes a bet with Alberto that after Dave builds my car w/ a built motor + twin turbos that Alberto would be fried rice. I don't live my life a 1/4 mile at a time, but once I get those oil coolers in, he wouldn't stand a chance! Someone then mentions, "Okay enough car talk! Let's go get some chicks!"

I immediately spot this hot blonde on the dance floor. She had a coca-cola figure, all the curves in the right places, pretty cute face, and ridiculously tall (5'10 or 6ft tall!!!) The coast was clear, no guys were trying to hump her leg nor dance with her.. gee.... i wonder why?! OHHH I know.. it's because she was surrounded by 5 of her other girlfriends! Waaaay too intimidating for the average fustrated chump to approach. You'd obviously get **** blocked to hell by her friends. So I was like... "well.. who the $@# cares!" I proceeded to approach her, made eye contact, danced my way into the circle of friends and made my way to her. Now I was IN, all her friends were watching me intently to see if I'd pull any arsehole moves or do the usual "put my crotch into her **** and grind away" manuever every other guy had tried. But nooo... I'll approach differently and didnt even make any physical contact around the nether regions of her body... but Instead!! I grabbed her hand and playfully danced circles around her (if you guys know me, you'll see how I pull this off.)

Her: "Wow.. you're a pretty good dancer"
Me: "Why thank you, I'm actually a dance instructor!" (Total BS)
Her: "Really?! No way!! Can you show me some moves?"
Me: "Let's get all your friends involved, they seem like they want to learn too"

As they all watched, I proceeded to show them the.... Macaraina! They were all laughing and one girl was like.. "hahahaha I know the Macaraina!!" (No chit you do!!!) After that, I proceeded to show them the "sideways moonwalk," now that really got their attention. By this time, all the other leg humpers had cleared the floor and we had gathered quite an audience watching the show unfold. Umzzz stepped in and using his natural P-I-M-P'ness, he managed to kiss the hottie and her friend snapped a picture. Dave came in and started talking to another girl in the group and danced with her while I was working on 3 girls (It was a group of 6 girls all together.)

In order for them to open up to us, we had to "divid and conquer." Lowering their defenses was the first key. Dave worked on 2 girls, Umar was on another girl while I worked 3 girls. Here was where the fun starts!

Girl A: "Hey you're pretty cool, can you show us something else?"
Me: "hmmMm... I could levitate off the ground"
Girl A: "No way... like David Blaine?! I saw that TV special!"
Me: "Yeah, like David Blaine, we're actually really good friends, he's not much into the bar scene though so I had to come here without him today" (Total BS)

I stepped back a few feet from the group, raised my arms midway... turned around and said:

Me: "Stand back.. I might fall so you might have to catch me"

*starts hovering off the ground*

Girl A and B: "WhOoOAA!! How'd you DO THAT?!?!"
Girl A: "I saw David Blaine do the same thing!!"

I pretended it took a lot out of me and was gasping for air as I tumbled back down to the ground.

Girl A: "Hey are you ok?!"
Me: "Holddon one sec... I need a drink..." *start downin the last of my Long Island*

Note: Holy CRAP it was hard to do this while drunk!!! Almost fell and busted my azz!

Me: "Hey.. have you seen someone bend the properties of metal?"
Girls: "What? bend the properties?"
Me: "You guys have a quarter?" *searching in my pocket* "Ah here we go.."
Girl C: "Let me see that!"

I hand it to her for inspection, she says it's all good and hands it back

Me: "See.. if you rub the coin, the heat makes the molecules of the metal bend and you can bite the coin right in half..."

*takes the coin and bites it in half*

Girls: ".............."
Girls: *1 min later* "How'd you do that?!"
Me: "hahahahaha, nice meeting you ladies"

I eject myself out of the group in order to switch targets and to create mystery and suspense, I knew I had their attention and they were dying for more. The girls stare at Umzzz.

Girl A: "Do you KNOW this guy!??!"
Umzz: "yeah... he flies to work"

The girls were talking amongst each other trying to figure out how I did it

Umzz: "Anh taught David Blaine how to levitate"

Meanwhile...

Dave: *looks at the hot girl* "Man... if I wasn't gay, I'd be all over you.." *turns around and starts talking to her friend completely ignoring her*
Hot Girl: "You're not gay! You don't act like it!"
Dave: "Look at me, I have a pink shirt on and white pants, I'm gay because I obviously look better than you."
Hot Girl:

By doing so, he's lowering her defenses making her think he's not trying to hit on her and she'll be more comfortable and open with him.... but then end up hitting on her anyways!!! Attraction isn't a choice! The 6 girls were part of a little bachelorette party and the "bride to be" had a pink tiara thing on her head which Dave stole and placed on his own head. He then danced around w/ them with a pink tiara (which matched his pink shirt perfectly btw) and white pants. He definitely looked a lot sexier than those girls for sure!

C5_Vette came around and gave the girl taking pictures his e-mail so that these pictures would be e-mailed to us to ***** out on this forum.

After a bunch of target switches and social proofing. I made sure that this show was taking place infront of other hot women so they can see what a fun interesting bunch we were. After that, it was all smooth sailing from here. I proceeded to walk back to where Ryan (Droppedittwice) and Zain (C5_Vette) were standing. Halfway back I was stopped by a hottie that was watching the show and she said:

Hottie: "Hey nice moves out there!"
Me: "Thanks!"

Here was the first time I didn't BS in a conversation... 5-10 minutes pass..

Hottie: "Hey can I get you a drink?"
Me: "Wow, you're one of the more evolved types of women, you actually buy guys drinks! *high five!*"
Hottie: "Hahahahaa i try!"

The lights come on, Umzz tries calling Alberto but no one picks up... he pulled a disappearing act on us which was much better than my levitation. Overall the night was great and everyone had a friggin blaaast.

I'll let Dave and Umzz fill in what happened at the hotel and how he got thrown into a shower. Stay TUNED!!!

 

I am literally on the floor laughing, I remember most of this pretty well. Oh man what a night, I'm up for this again as soon as possible guys we should really plan something like this again I'll be there no doubt about it.

 

LMAO... freakin' storytelling ***, awesome.

LOL@teaching david Blaine to levitate... and the chicks believing!

 

HAHAHAHAHHA nice!

 

the best part is that everything that the rice king just mentioned actually happened....

as for the pics I have not recieved anything yet.. that fool of a took better send them..

also towards the end of the night I introduced a new game that I used to play with freind at bars back in the day... essentially you walk up to one of your buddies and slap them in the face..... usaully they dont know how to react.. and they wait about 20 minutes till you have forgotten about it. then retaliate...

anyway ever since the chapelle show I modified this game it essentially goes like this

Go up to someone and say " hey i got a riddle for you"
other person: "what is it"
What did the five fingers say to the face?.. then while they are thinking you slap the crap out of them...


BTW alberto I asked you the riddle and you leaned over with this confused look on your face.. I was already in position to slap you but figured in your state that prob would not be the best idea lol

anyway I made the mistake of starting this game with the functioned crew and it continued all the way from seacrets .. on the bus... to the hotel room... Dave and Umzz got owned the most.. they can fill you in on that..

 

Thought you were gonna post your spacer pics. BTW how was the install? Probably not nearly as bad as mine since I had to cut a 1/4 off each stud in the rear .

 

LOL great stuff Anh! So thats what you guys did after I dissapeared Did you "walk the girls home"?

 

Awesome game, sounds like something that would start a huge fight on a bus though lol. Thanks for not slapping me into unconsciousness

 

haah I was more concerned with you taking it the wrong way and starting UFC OC

 

damn dude, how long did it take you to type that ****

 

Nah man lol, like I said I would have been KTFO face down in the sand I couldnt have retaliated if I wanted to...

 

Im late to the story. Sorry Juan. Nice storytelling, abui... ricer :P

 

LMAO these story threads are so much better now that I have faces to go with everyone