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Old 04-24-2007, 09:08 AM
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lately ive been having this issue with my zipper. i always forget to zip up my fly when i leave the house. anyone else with the same problem? i think im getting old man. whats a good way to remind myself the fly is down when leaving the house? suggestions?
Old 04-24-2007, 09:09 AM
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WHAT THE.... my suggestion... wear sweats with no zippers?
Old 04-24-2007, 09:10 AM
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^^ lol. Good one.
Old 04-24-2007, 09:11 AM
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but dont u wear sweats all the time anyways?! i never saw u wearing JEANS... or anything other than sweats.
Old 04-24-2007, 09:17 AM
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tie on a rubber band from the zipper to your top button? When you pull that bad boy down the recoil could take off a finger be careful.
Old 04-24-2007, 09:22 AM
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^ hahahaha my buddy said ride a motocycle. the breeze going in the fly would remind me to zip it up
Old 04-24-2007, 09:27 AM
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go commando -- you'll be able to feel the breeze even at a slow walk
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uhm, wouldnt the gas tank cover the fly? lol!
Old 04-24-2007, 09:27 AM
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took me a while to solve this one.

Put a bell on a string around your *****, if you can hear it clearly it means your zipper is down. (Ball Bell Patent Pending)
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LOL, what the... so creative.
Old 04-24-2007, 09:35 AM
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I have the same problem after peeing at work. I forget to zip up and wearing slacks dont help any when your junk is trying to stay within your pants.

I had a guy here go commando and was showing his tip when he forgot to zip up. Glad he stoped by a non-harrassment type of girl.
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Slacks are the worst for this. I swear just the gravity alone will pull the curtain back.
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I went out with a friend this weekend and during dinner she finally told me my fly was unzipped for the whole night after I dropped her off but she did not complain.
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hahahaha commando.. i think itll be comfortable, but at the same time, feel really weird..
Old 04-24-2007, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Al Sharpton
go commando -- you'll be able to feel the breeze even at a slow walk
perfect answer right there
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wear bball shorts. hehe
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in case u get caught again with your fly open ...just tell ppl that ur tryin to make a fashion statement
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zippers are overrated!
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Maybe they should take the glad lock bag approach where yellow and blue make green.
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Lol.. "something about mary"


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