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Kristi is not a premier and hers is changed? WEAK, this site is sexist 
Some more teasers for you guys
Me today =
My meaty wide tires mmm love em.
And them mounted
I'm pretty happy with the service from my DT, only because I stood in the bay right next to them working on my car/wheels/tires
Some more teasers for you guys
Me today =
My meaty wide tires mmm love em.
And them mounted
I'm pretty happy with the service from my DT, only because I stood in the bay right next to them working on my car/wheels/tires
The guys off sprink creek and 75 are probably the best. Only because they know all about that JDM lol. I went to the one in Arlington, only reason they probably did a good job was because I was literally standing next to them, but they were cool we were having conversation and stuff.. They didn't seem to care.
The Dead Cow and Vet School
First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the **** opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the **** opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
