Funny Nissan brochure for 2004
10-10-2003, 07:50 AM
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Funny Nissan brochure for 2004
I just got my 2004 350Z brochure in the mail from Nissan. When they mention the stereo they call it a "re-tuned" Bose stereo.
I guess they got a LOT of complaints. To a new buyer the phrase "re-tuned" begs the question "re-tuned compared to what".
I can not believe how little information is in the brochure. It has lots of pictures and lots of "prose" but the actual information in the brochure would fit on a single index card.
I guess they got a LOT of complaints. To a new buyer the phrase "re-tuned" begs the question "re-tuned compared to what".
I can not believe how little information is in the brochure. It has lots of pictures and lots of "prose" but the actual information in the brochure would fit on a single index card.
10-10-2003, 08:21 AM
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You think thats funny, check this out..
Hey, look in the broshure for the page of the silver roadster driving towards the mountains, and on the opposite page reads "Goes like hell. Feels like heaven." Ok, look at hte driver and the top of his head... An African american, right? Now look in the rear view mirror, its a White guy!! Nice photo retouch, Nissan!
10-10-2003, 08:50 AM
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Re: You think thats funny, check this out..
Originally posted by dmzx
Hey, look in the broshure for the page of the silver roadster driving towards the mountains, and on the opposite page reads "Goes like hell. Feels like heaven." Ok, look at hte driver and the top of his head... An African american, right? Now look in the rear view mirror, its a White guy!! Nice photo retouch, Nissan!
Hey, look in the broshure for the page of the silver roadster driving towards the mountains, and on the opposite page reads "Goes like hell. Feels like heaven." Ok, look at hte driver and the top of his head... An African american, right? Now look in the rear view mirror, its a White guy!! Nice photo retouch, Nissan!
Nissan USA seems to be fairly insane as a company. They didn't respond well to the Bose issues. They were crappy with information on the Roadster. The web site is a mess. The brochure lack any real meat.
the only reason Nissan USA is afloat is because Nissan keeps cranking out great cars that are great bargains.
10-10-2003, 10:34 AM
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AndyB,
How did you get a 2004 350Z brochure from Nissan? I have been trying to get one, but none of the dealers in my area have any!
Please ... I want to read some of that useless stuff!
How did you get a 2004 350Z brochure from Nissan? I have been trying to get one, but none of the dealers in my area have any!
Please ... I want to read some of that useless stuff!
10-10-2003, 11:13 AM
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Originally posted by Tweety-nator
AndyB,
How did you get a 2004 350Z brochure from Nissan? I have been trying to get one, but none of the dealers in my area have any!
Please ... I want to read some of that useless stuff!
AndyB,
How did you get a 2004 350Z brochure from Nissan? I have been trying to get one, but none of the dealers in my area have any!
Please ... I want to read some of that useless stuff!
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10-10-2003, 12:27 PM
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Originally posted by jgraeb01
I pulled one from the website, and the local dealership had them too ...
I pulled one from the website, and the local dealership had them too ...
From the Nissan web-site? I cant find it, can you give me the link?Thanks a bunch!
10-10-2003, 01:16 PM
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Originally posted by s9am_me
can you post a pic?? i wanna see that!! LOL... was crackin up just reading it
can you post a pic?? i wanna see that!! LOL... was crackin up just reading it
10-10-2003, 01:30 PM
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That dude's hair looks light brown. How can that be a black dude if he has light brown hair?
Am I looking at the wrong thing?
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Or is it not his hair but a shaved head? Can't tell from the picture.
-D'oh!
Am I looking at the wrong thing?
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Or is it not his hair but a shaved head? Can't tell from the picture.
-D'oh!
10-10-2003, 01:59 PM
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What probably happened was after they took the picture, the guys head was completely behind the headrest and didn't look right... they needed to have a drivers head sticking out, and a bald head is much easier to photoshop in there...
10-10-2003, 02:24 PM
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Originally posted by mightyjlr
What probably happened was after they took the picture, the guys head was completely behind the headrest and didn't look right... they needed to have a drivers head sticking out, and a bald head is much easier to photoshop in there...
What probably happened was after they took the picture, the guys head was completely behind the headrest and didn't look right... they needed to have a drivers head sticking out, and a bald head is much easier to photoshop in there...
The black dude in the picture is Kobe Bryant. Because of the sex scandal, Nissan had it replaced by Tom Cruise.
10-10-2003, 02:25 PM
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Originally posted by AndyB
the only reason Nissan USA is afloat is because Nissan keeps cranking out great cars that are great bargains.
the only reason Nissan USA is afloat is because Nissan keeps cranking out great cars that are great bargains.
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Re: You think thats funny, check this out..
Originally posted by dmzx
Hey, look in the broshure for the page of the silver roadster driving towards the mountains, and on the opposite page reads "Goes like hell. Feels like heaven." Ok, look at hte driver and the top of his head... An African american, right? Now look in the rear view mirror, its a White guy!! Nice photo retouch, Nissan!
Hey, look in the broshure for the page of the silver roadster driving towards the mountains, and on the opposite page reads "Goes like hell. Feels like heaven." Ok, look at hte driver and the top of his head... An African american, right? Now look in the rear view mirror, its a White guy!! Nice photo retouch, Nissan!
but look closely the guy in the mirror could be the same guy driving.
I am going to post a bigger picture
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