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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 01:04 PM
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Default So, I just weighed my *******..............

and holy shieeet they are 0.75lbs each.

I have the landing gear of a 747. Unfortunately, I only have a cessna.
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 01:06 PM
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NICE !!!
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 01:07 PM
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proves z owners have too much time on their hands.
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 01:25 PM
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How does one accurately weigh a *******?
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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step 1) weigh a girl

step 2) insert ******* into girl's mouth

step 3) weigh girl

step 4) take the difference

step 5) happy ending
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by stereoneeds
step 1) weigh a girl

step 2) insert ******* into girl's mouth

step 3) weigh girl

step 4) take the difference

step 5) happy ending

haha good one...
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 03:43 PM
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Good to know.
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by stereoneeds
step 1) weigh a girl

step 2) insert ******* into girl's mouth

step 3) weigh girl

step 4) take the difference

step 5) happy ending
bwahahahahahaha
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:51 AM
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You should've said you weighted your nuts and they are .75 each. Otherwise, from what you wrote, it seems like you have 2 ********.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by macao_friend
You should've said you weighted your nuts and they are .75 each. Otherwise, from what you wrote, it seems like you have 2 ********.

No I am right..........I have have 4 *****.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by stereoneeds
step 1) weigh a girl

step 2) insert ******* into girl's mouth

step 3) weigh girl

step 4) take the difference

step 5) happy ending
dude, i tried that but you forgot to mention that if u blow your load results may vary.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:44 PM
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if you notice i said that you have to take the difference before the happy ending
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by stereoneeds
if you notice i said that you have to take the difference before the happy ending
doh
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 08:28 AM
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this is way to funny!
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by AroundMyHorn
dude, i tried that but you forgot to mention that if u blow your load results may vary.

I dunno about you, but anytime my nuts come out for air, that load is being blown, and the girl only gets these options :
Free meal
on face
cream pie

So technically before and after results will be the same.
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 09:58 PM
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b e a utifull
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Great thread.
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Old Dec 11, 2006 | 08:27 AM
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Do what I did.

Have your girl lay the back of her head on the scale and tell her to close her eyes.
Lay your ******* on top of her forehead.
Weigh the difference.

warning: watch out for flying kicks
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Old Dec 11, 2006 | 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by stereoneeds
step 1) weigh a girl

step 2) insert ******* into girl's mouth

step 3) weigh girl

step 4) take the difference

step 5) happy ending
watch out for teeth
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